[The detached tone is almost as chilling as the question - of course, questions are almost always what amounts to a straight answer from Sherlock Holmes, in her experience.]
...Having put up with you for as long as I have, the first answer that springs to mind - what I'd do if I were you - is "think of something really clever and fix everything." Which is honestly embarrassing, for the record.
[But. Fine. Freak Logic.]
What would you do? If you were talking to a dead man who thought strangling a defenseless man to death was the best use of his time even with a handful of feathers missing and who was electing to give you the time of day about it for no discernible reason? If he was making even half an attempt to justify himself when ordinarily he really never would? If you were me, what would you do, because I shouldn't tell you this but I don't know what to think right now.
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...Having put up with you for as long as I have, the first answer that springs to mind - what I'd do if I were you - is "think of something really clever and fix everything." Which is honestly embarrassing, for the record.
[But. Fine. Freak Logic.]
What would you do? If you were talking to a dead man who thought strangling a defenseless man to death was the best use of his time even with a handful of feathers missing and who was electing to give you the time of day about it for no discernible reason? If he was making even half an attempt to justify himself when ordinarily he really never would? If you were me, what would you do, because I shouldn't tell you this but I don't know what to think right now.